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The Forgotten Guardian Angel

Every family has a guardian angel. The angel who care for every person in the family. The angel who deserves love and affection but left alone into the dark to perish; still cares and gives everything he can to protect your family. But only less knows Him. The forgotten Guardian Angel.

Freeze your life for an instance and roll back to your past. You have a guardian angel who might be so hard to recall. He loves you even if you forget him. He has spent His time, energy and strength to help you and protect you.

He saved you when you are sick, He helped you when you are at trouble. He cared for you and your family. Health care, Financial crisis, Moral support, you name it; He is always been there for you to solve it without expecting in return.

Stop acting like a lumberjack who brings his family under the tree shade on a picnic day. Its time to give it back. The angel needs you. He is getting older and weaker. He gave everything without expecting the return. He never asks for help. But he needs it. It’s never too late.

One fine morning, when you are older and weaker you sit alone grazing the old reminiscence and you will find the forgotten angel standing besides you at all the trouble you faced. At that moment all you can give Him is a couple of tears but still he will love you from heaven.

                                                                                                                  – one of the few

Why do we have a pair of eye brows ?? Why God ?? WHY ?!!?

Not a productive week, so I thought why don’t I just make this day a productive one ? Ok what can I do for next couple of hours to make it a productive day ?

I could hold my breath till five minutes and set a World Record !! But unfortunately trying this could make my productive day into death day. So what else I have got !?!

I could take a power nap and then to figure out what could I do..?? SHUT UP!! No but…!! JUST SHUT THE SPEECH HOLE AND THINK SOMETHING ELSE!!
Ok!! ok What Else..??

I can animate a shot !! Yeah !! I can animate a shot.
~LIGHT BULB !!~

So I decided to animate a shot of two people having a conversation.
But wait !! Animating a conversation requires facial animation.
Ok I thought I will do a quick research about the facial animation.

~ CTRL+T ~ New tab ~ Google search ~ Facial animation ~

Facial animation has four major actions 1, Eye Dart 2, Eye brow movement 3, Lip movement 4, Jaw movement.
Research took me couple of hours and all of a sudden a question BAMM’ed my head

Why the seven hells do we need a pair of Eyebrow..??
We have eyes to see, nose to breathe, mouth to eat and talk but why useless eyebrows..?? Seriously, what is the use of that pair of hair streaks so called “EYE BROW”…?!

~ CTRL+T ~ New tab ~ Google search~What is the purpose of eyebrow ~

After a detailed research for the next couple of hours I found the reason.

Humans need eyebrows. Humans sweat a lot to keep his body temperature under control and sweat a damn on the head for keeping the CPU’s temperature down. While sweating from the head it drips through the forehead it starts dripping on the eyes if we don’t have a pair of eyebrows. The problem with the sweat is that it contains a lot of salt which makes our eyes to burn. In Order to avoid the eyes burn we were evolved with that sweet little pair of hair stripes so called “EYEBROW”.

These eye brows stops the sweat at the forehead, redirects it away from the eyes leaving it dripping through the cheeks and thus our day is saved. Thanks to Powerpuff girls !! Ah…I mean…. the eyebrows…sorry !!

Scientist actually comes with the theory that if we were not evolved with the eyebrows we would have a very long eye lashes or we would have our forehead bulging in front of the face which would make us a HUMAN HAMMER !! and thanks to the EVOLUTION for saving the human mankind from the HAMMERHEAD or LONG EYELASH.
After the research I was relieved and satisfied which made me tired so I had to take a power nap. Good night fellas !!

COME BACK HERE !!

~ALT+F4~SHUTDOWN~CLOSE LAPTOP LID~SLEEP~

GET BACK HERE MR. SAMUEL

Zzzzzzzzz!!!!! Zzzzzzzz!!!!
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Left or Right ??

One of my best friend lost his bachelor card in Wayanad, Kerala. We people with number of ten decided to set our foot on Wayanad to congratulate him and visit Wayanad. With lots of confusion and last-minute battle we buckled up in two rides. With two license holders in each car we left Chennai. Our ride started from OMR and another one from PARRYS CORNER. There is always someone who puts us delay when we plan to travel together and as expected we are behind schedule.The idea is to reach Wayanad at midnight so that we can have a nap and be there on wedding in good condition. So we decided to meet outside the city and travel together to save time.

I took the job which I had to yell out “TAKE THE LEFT” or “SECOND RIGHT” with Google maps. After meeting the other ride we started traveling together. I got a call from the other ride saying not to take any left or right but to stay on the highway. Within few minutes we got split up in traffic. At a point, Google lady said us to take the left which will take us away from the Highway. I asked them to stop the car and explained the situation. Either the bridge in front of us as instructed by the phone call or the road on the left instructed by Google lady. They left me to decide. Now I had to take a decision. Should I take the bridge or trust Google maps? What if we take Google’s way
1, We are not lost because all way leads to Rome, then why not Wayanad..??
2, Smart phones never lie.

“Take the left”, I said. My friend Guna turned the wheel left. One decision, just one decision took us in a different path, an entire different path.

Within few minutes the four lane turned into two lane, the street light started to fell apart, the straight road became bendy and crooky, level road turned out to be hilly and sloppy.

“Are we on the right path…??” Guna asked me.

“Yes, we are” I replied by looking at the screen.

The street light vanished away. There were no lights. It was pitch dark outside. Tall trees along the side, bright moon took the lead and we are taking orders from a machine. Rushing four wheels turned into sluggy eight wheels. We hardly saw family cars. We were literally lost.
“Are we going through a forest..??”
“Maybe” I replied.
“Are we lost..??” Guna asked.
A silence filled the space.
“Dai, look over there”
I looked up and saw a sign board welcoming us to Andra Pradesh. This is where I realized that we are lost in woods.
“I knew it fool, we are lost now” Guna in angry,
Lorries turned out to huge containers trucks. Guna felt hard to take over the container trucks because it is too lengthy to over take. He over took one and found a dozen infront of us. He felt irritated.
We were stopped and checked at two check-posts in Andra. The road took us to Karnataka. We again stopped at another check-post and they checked for drunk and driving.
After few minutes passing the third check-post Guna said ” I forgot my papers, I think it might be on the table in my home”
“What..??, No papers for the car..??”
” Nope”
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Within few hundred meters…
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“500 rupees for no proper papers. Either pay the fine or stay here”
“500 is too much sir”
“This is election time fellas, pay the fine or stay !! You got two choices”
“500..?? for just the papers…?? ”
” I can come down till 400, not less than 400 rupees”
Shiet !! No other go we had to pay the road tax to gear back on the road to Bangalore-Mysore-Wayanad.
Meanwhile the other figo took the bridge drove on the highway, on the highway, on the highway and reached Bangalore-Mysore-Wayand.
Before leaving Chennai, two figos traveled on the same way until one decision took naughty figo in an adventurous way with troubles, obstacles, pain and different experience.
In life people always say take this job like others do or take this higher studies like others do, so you will get a safe road in life with lights around,but in the end you don’t have a crazy story to share.

When both the ride met at Mysore, naughty one had a crazy story to share with.
Take risks, Trust your instinct and don’t forget to share the crazy story.